With her 12th studio album’Kiss Me Once‘ going head-to-head with George Michael’s ‘Symphonica‘ for the top spot of the Official UK Top 40 Albums Chart this week (we’re back in the 90’s – there is a god after all!!), Pop Goddess Supreme and resident Impossible Princess Mizz Kylie Minogue has just unveiled a brand new video for her new single ‘Sexercize‘.
At 45 years of age, the pint-sized Aussie diva brings back some ‘Slow‘-levels of sultriness (sans the shirtless dudes writhing around in their swimwear) for possibly her raunchiest video in a decade, as she uses a pommel horse and an exercise ball to render your gym-routine utterly irrelevant.
This one’s sure to become a fan favourite (the gays are already on it) – and is pretty much up there with ‘All The Lovers‘ and ‘Slow‘.
Also, Janatics might just jump on board as Janet’s ‘Sexhibition‘ is what basically started it all #pioneer. In some unrelated news, will the Holy Jackson bless us mortals with an album this year at all?
‘Kiss Me Once‘ is Kylie’s first album since 2010’s Platinum-certified’Aphrodite‘ which debuted at # 1 on the Official UK Albums Chart. She has a total of a stellar 15 top 10 albums on the UK charts, as well as 34 top 10 singles.
Excuse me while I swear off basically everything edible for the rest of my life and let Kylie’s legendary derrière teach y’all a thing or two about the fine art of, umm, ‘Sexercizing‘ right here :