Madonna Notches 42nd # 1 On Billboard Dance Charts, Remains Flawless Queen Of Everything

Bow Down.

The Queen just extended her own record on the Billboard Dance Charts as ‘Girl Gone Wild‘, the second single from Madonna’s 12th studio album ‘MDNA‘ jumped from # 4 to # 1 this week, extending Her Madgesty’s own record on the charts. Madonna’s competition? Janet Jackson with 19 # 1’s followed by Beyoncé with 18.

I get that ‘MDNA‘ is not Madonna’s best album to date (read the zomgtalk album review here). In all honesty some of the songs sound like Rebecca Black-rejects remixed by David Guetta. She’s trying hard to fit in by dragging in Nicki Minaj and MIA. Her voice sounds worse than it ever did. But you know what? The hag’s still breaking records at the brink of menopause. With no promotional campaign, 1 live performance that literally shook the world, no hit single and one 20 minute Facebook chat later, the album topped the charts globally, and continues to grace the top 10 in over 32 countries worldwide this week. And all of this 30 years after she stepped into the spotlight and dared to change the game. It’s fine to not enjoy the album, but give her the damn credit where it’s due, cuz I do not see any other bitch in the game creating and breaking records with the same magnanimity as Madonna for 30 consecutive years. And she hasn’t even started touring yet, and she’s already sold out stadiums worldwide. And why wouldn’t she? She’s breaking her bones and bruising herself to keep her fans happy. And she’ll not settle for anything less considering that her Sticky And Sweet Tour raked in a cool 408 million dollars, becoming the highest grossing tour ever by a female performer! Could your faves ever? Didn’t think so! Deal with it!

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