OH ADELE!! HOW WE LOVETH THOU!! THOU HAVE FUCKETH EVERY OTHER SINGER ON THE PLANET THIS YEAR!!
Miss ADELEGEND‘s new single from her 564-billion-copies-selling giganti-platinum smash ’21’ is…the incredibly amazingly outstandingly GENIUS ‘Set Fire To The Rain’!!! YUSSSSS!!! (haters stay pressed while the woman shoves it up yours).
This one’s been a personal favorite since 1826, and initially her label had announced that ‘Rumor Has It’ would be the 3rd single instead of ‘Set Fire To The Rain’, hearing which my reaction was something like this :
But then there was some sorta divine intervention leading to the latest announcement by the label that it’s ‘Set Fire To The Rain’ that’ll be released instead of ‘Rumor Has It’!
Miss Adele’s been recovering after vocal cord surgery in Boston, and here’s wishing her a super-speedy recovery just in time for the Grammy’s! This is YOUR year girl, and you’ve slayed anything (read Gargoyle, Beyaawwnce, Riribleat, Kitty Purry etc) that’s DARED to croak in the vicinity of your magnanimous voice!
Can’t wait for an Adelegendary video for this one, and can you even imagine her belting this out live? Mayhaps at this year’s Grammy’s which are unquestionably all hers? CAN YA???
I. AM. ALL. GOOSEBUMPY. RIGHT. NOW!!
And, but naturally, she’ll TOTALLY top every chart in the milky way with this one, and a 3rd consecutive # 1 from the album, which has crossed an astounding 11 million copies in sales this year, means just one thing. Competition, THOU HAVE BEEN ROYALLY FUCKETH!!