How Cute Are Mariah Carey’s Babies?!!

Supreme Maestra Mariah Carey, also known as GOD in Lambville, has been vowing the world for over 2 decades with her voice (and if you haven’t heard of her you really oughta end your lives). So when she finally decided to take a break, you know, to make some luurvve and create some babies etc with hubby Nick Cannon, Lambville collectively went into a frenzy (that included yours gorgeous truly as well). Mariah’s twin babies were delivered safely in April, and a few days ago, Moroccan and Monroe finally made their much anticipated debut with Barbara Walters on ABC’s 20/20. (alright I smirked like a wicked witch at those names as well, but since I’m classy and all I just went along with it like everybody else, so whatever).

Firstly,

HOW CUTE ARE DEM BABIES??!!!

And secondly,

oogglywooglypooshiewooshiecoochiepies!!!

But then again they’re Mizz Mariah Mimilicious Goddess Diva Carey’s babies..so duh!

Here’s looking forward to Mariah’s triumphant return to the music scene as well. It’s been a while since the classic ‘The Emancipation Of Mimi’ cemented her position as one of the greatest vocalists of all time. The arrival of the twins should usher in a new phase for her musically as well (ask fellow vocalist supreme Celine Dion who REFUSES to stop creating lullabies ever since her miracle babies have been born). Lets just hope that the inspiration takes her away from whatever it is that had possessed her to create and promote her last studio album the Billboard # 3 peaking ‘Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel‘ (which was actually a personal fave). It’s time she got back to being the real deal, which was evident in classics like ‘Butterfly‘, ‘Rainbow‘ and of course the legendary ‘Music Box‘. Something tells me she’ll deliver this time though, it’s Mariah y’all.

In other news Rihanna has expressed her desire to collaborate with Monroe and Moroccan for the re-release of her new album ‘Talk That Talk‘ the very next week after the release of the original album, just as a back up plan in case the album fails to reach # 1 yet again. The re-packaged album will be called ‘Talk That Flop‘ and will have 3 new bonus tracks, one being the Rihanna-Moroccan-Monroe collaboration, another being a confirmed collaboration with Beyonce’s unborn child who’ll sing via an ultrasound machine, and the third one being a collaboration with Jo Calderone, who’s the penis-ed version of Lady Gaga. Britney Spears will specially make an appearance in the third video as she apparently has a crush on Jo Calderone, and all this will help Rihanna achieve more # 1’s from one album than Katy Perry. Here’s the official cover art for the new single **

 

**May or may not have happened solely in my dreams.

Pics from www.mariahcarey.com and the absolutely amazing www.muumuse.com.