Lady Stefani Joanne Gargoylicious Angelina Germanotta Yuyi Jo Calderone Mother Madness, the almighty ruler of Psychoville, has decided to drop her ‘Born This Way – The Remix‘ album as well as ‘The Collection‘ which features the original album, the remix and a DVD of her Monster’s Ball Tour on November 21st, the same day that EVERYBODY who has functional vocal chords (or maybe not) has decided to release an album, from Hip-Hop/Soul Queen Mary J Blige to Nasal Priestess Rihanna to the late King Of Pop Michael Jackson.
How do you compete with such greatness, especially when it’s a remix album, and you want that coveted top 10 spot or maybe the number 1 spot that has eluded you for a while? You cover yourself up in some horrific looking gooey stuff resembling a putrid version of your original meat dress for the album cover SILLY!(duh..you DIDN’T KNOW THAT??)! And then you hang a shoe from your mouth and make a face that conjures up feelings you might experience during a severe case of hemorrhoids. Art..people. It’s difficult for us mere mortals to comprehend the GENIUS that lies inside of Mizz Germanotta/Yuyi/Calderone etc.
Here’s the tracklist for the remix album.
1. Born This Way (Zedd Remix)
2. Judas (Goldfrapp Remix)
3. The Edge of Glory (Foster the People Remix)
4. Yoü And I (Wild Beasts Remix)
5. Marry the Night (The Weeknd & Ilangelo Remix)
6. Black Jesus (Michael Woods Remix)
7. Bloody Mary (The Horrors Remix)
8. Scheiße (Guena LG Remix)
9. Americano (Gregori Klosman Remix)
10. Electric Chapel (Two Door Cinema Club Remix)
11. Yoü And I – (Metronomy Remix)
12. Judas (Hurts Remix)
13. Born This Way (Twin Shadow Remix)
14. The Edge of Glory (Sultan & Ned Shepard Remix)