Justin Bieber Is A ‘Gift From God’ Says Mom

According to his mother Pattie Mallette, Tween Popstar Justin Bieber is a gift from God. Yup, that’s right. Bieber’s Mom revealed to Vanity Fair magazine that she believes her song and his money-making abilities were sent to Earth by God, to do, well, whatever it is that he does.

“I put up a little video on YouTube [under the name “kidrauhl”] for Grandma and some relatives to see, and the next thing we knew, all these strangers were clicking onto it, probably because they recognized the song.” Then, Mallette recalls, “it was ‘Oh look, honey, you have a hundred views.’ Then ‘Oh wow, a thousand views.’… Next thing we knew, thousands and thousands of views. But it never once occurred to me that there would be a music career out of this.” Mallette also tells [Vanity Fair] that, after a personal encounter with God, she believes that she and Justin have been put on earth to bring light and inspiration to the world. But Mallette is wary of show business and its potential consequences: “We don’t have yes-men around him. I don’t want him being a diva.”

Ah so both SHE and Justin are Heaven sent. Aw Jebus.